As Valentine’s Day approaches and there are droves of couples spending lots of money on an array of love orientated objects, I wanted to put an anti-valentine poem of sorts into the mix. I hope you enjoy it!
The Valentine Grinch
Instead of hearts, I want a car
Instead of kisses, just give me cash
Instead of hugs, I’ll make do with gold
Instead of lingerie, buy me a gem
Instead of dinner, book me a cruise
Instead of a teddy, a leather suite
Instead of chocolates, an aquarium works
Instead of flowers, an iPhone 5
Instead of a card, a cheque will suffice
Instead of love, those things do just fine.